Thursday, 25 February 2010

Sleep talking man

A woman is running a small business off her husbands nightly sleep talking rambles. Everyday she updates with what her husband said during the night. Then, you can have your favourite quote on a t-shirt or mug. How's that for a business idea.

Some of them are absolutely bizarre. I'm not sure if you can make this stuff up.

"Why don't you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock."

"My computer needs more power. Feed it chips. Lots of chips. With ketchup. Not mayonnaise."

"Don't move a muscle. Bushbabies are everywhere... everywhere... Shoot the fucking big-eyed wanky shite fucks! Kick 'em. Stamp them. Poke 'em in their big eyes! Take that for scaring the crap out of me."

Read the blog here.

1 comment:

Ruby Rosamund said...

Thanks so much for this. Some of the funniest insults I've ever read... love the "You know, it's a human race... and you lost." Brilliant!